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Little Johnny, again  Teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.
First Student: 'Tylenol?'
Teacher: 'Very good! And what is it used for?'
Student: 'It is used for headaches'
Second Student: 'Nytol Teacher'
Teacher: 'Excellent. And what it is used for?'
Student: 'To help you sleep'
Now it is Johnny's turn and he says: 'Viagra'
Teacher, slightly shocked: 'Johnny, What do you think is it used for?'
Johnny: 'It can be used for diarrhea'
Teacher: 'Who told you this?'
Johnny: 'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, "take Viagra.....
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.....maybe that little shit will get harder" Cheisto
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